JOKE - Koos and the Queen ...

Koos Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen.

While sitting at her table he says to her: "Jislaaik, ... you know Queen you have got such a nice house, and you know Queen your clothes are so nice and you know Queen your food is so lekker!"

The Queen gets hacked off with this entire "Queen" bit and says to Van: "Mr. Van der Merwe, you should not be calling me Queen all the time. My correct title is "Your Highness".

Koos: "Jislaaik, ... that is a coincidence, my brother's name is also Johannes.

LOL .... from a friend ....