CREDIT CRUNCH ....
I went to the ATM this morning and it said "insufficient funds".
............ I'm wondering is it them or me.
You know it's a credit crunch when...........
1. The cashpoint asks if you can spare any change.
2. There's a 'buy one, get one free' offer - on banks.
3. The IRS is offering a 25 per cent discount for cash-payers.
4. UK Prime minister Gordon Brown has stopped chewing his nails and
started sucking his thumb.
5. Your builder asks to be paid in Zimbabwean dollars rather than US
dollars.
Q: What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: What's the difference between Investment Bankers and Pigeons?
A: The Pigeons are still capable of making deposits on new BMW's.
Q: What have Icelandic banks and an Icelandic streaker got in common?
A: They both have frozen assets.
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